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Les règles du Black Metal et d'autres conneries |
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Black Winter
Loud Le Parrain Joined: 10 Mai 2007 Location: Le Kef ,Tunisie Status: Offline Points: 459 |
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c'est ça le type des black metalleux qui sont "anciennement nées". Tu le prend serieusement ou quoi?il y a un sujet intutlé "Le Black metal" si tu veux te defendre |
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Angra Mainyu
Band Member Lord Ahriman - basse Joined: 20 Décembre 2006 Location: Tamazgha Status: Offline Points: 47 |
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je pense que c'est un topic banal.
les 101 regles de Black Metalou ta trouvé ca ????? C'est un topic pour les nouveaux née du Black Metal,je pense que tu as copier ces information d'un site et tu la mi ici.
en plus au lieu d'aimer le norvege,on peux essayer de faire du bon black metal en tunisie (Juste pour les pro fan de Black Metal) |
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dethronedspirit
Medium Joined: 27 Décembre 2006 Location: Elba Status: Offline Points: 182 |
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t'as fait du bon travail black winter
la différence est la !! ca résume tout
l'intervalle entre le rap et le BLACK METAL est immesurable il tend vers l'infinie , c'est incomparable ,
en tout cas c'est une bonne idée ^^ Edited by dethronedspirit - 27 Juillet 2007 at 16:08 |
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Black Winter
Loud Le Parrain Joined: 10 Mai 2007 Location: Le Kef ,Tunisie Status: Offline Points: 459 |
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désolé pour le contenu anglais,une nouvelle truc, comparaison entre le Black metal et le Rap:
Are rap and black metal alike? Rap: Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules Black metal: Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules Rap: Band members with fake names Black metal: Band members with fake names Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians Black metal: Complaints about oppression from white Christians Rap: Overly concerned with making money Black metal: Overly concerned with not making money Rap: Cheesy synthesizers Black metal: Cheesy synthesizers Rap: Barely in English Black metal: Barely in English Rap: Strong feelings about God Black metal: Strong feelings about God Rap: Black skin Black metal: Black leather Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album Black metal: 100 side projects by every band member Rap: Musicians arrested for murder Black metal: Musicians arrested for murder Rap: Closed-minded fanbase Black metal: Closed-minded fanbase Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes Black metal: Very expensive leather boots Rap: Imagery containing dogs Black metal: Imagery containing wolves Rap: Negative portrayals of whites Black metal: Negative portrayals of Jews Rap: Rips off samples from pop music Black metal: Rips off ideas from classical music Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars Black metal: Videos with super-shiny swords Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles Black metal: Imagery of the bleak forests Rap: Pride in geographic region Black metal: Pride in geographic region Rap: Pride in own race Black metal: Pride in own race Rap: Songs about hanging out Black metal: Songs about hanging people Rap: Overly concerned with appearance Black metal: Overly concerned with appearance Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair Black metal: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability Black metal: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability Rap: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics Black metal: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out Black metal: Musicians face accusations of selling out Rap: Unusual interest in ancestry Black metal: Unusual interest in ancestry Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women Black metal: Promo photos with scantily-clad women Rap: Booty Calls are a common theme Black metal: A Call To Arms is a common theme Rap: Constantly drinking alcohol Black metal: Constantly drinking alcohol Rap: Axing people kweshuns Black metal: Carrying battle axes Edited by Black Winter - 27 Juillet 2007 at 15:30 |
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crithtgoth
Band Member Seventh Doom - Guitariste Joined: 05 Décembre 2006 Location: Russian Federat Status: Offline Points: 433 |
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ca te dit pas de faire une traduction mdr
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Black Winter
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103. Love Norway more than your own country
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gally
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waw! stick to only one true rule;juste be yourself dude |
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If you work for the living, why do you kill yourself working???
-Another s*** in the system- |
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Black Winter
Loud Le Parrain Joined: 10 Mai 2007 Location: Le Kef ,Tunisie Status: Offline Points: 459 |
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a lire, et à confirmer des grands black metaleux du forum ,avec esprit large
101 rules of black metal: 1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay. 4. Be grim. 5. Be necro. 6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible. 7. Break things while being grim and necro. 8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed. 9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form. 10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances... 11. ...Listen to Peccatum. 12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay. 13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn". 14. Don't be Dani Filth. 15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man." 16. Don't be Dani Filth. 17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse. 18. Run for it! 19. Sodomize a virgin ****. 20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) 21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its release... so it becomes 'cult'. 22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!" 23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence. 24. Turn any cross you find upside-down. 25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity.. 26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews with bands no one has heard of, even "true" blackmetallers. 27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded. 28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title. 29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll. 30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth). 31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day. 32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get. 33. Don't make jokes. 34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned. 35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps. 36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true". 37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members. 38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it. 39. Never play live. 40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you. 41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".) 42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is. 43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene". 44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce commercial success. 45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't be "true". 46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects. 47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as "session" musicians. 48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc. 49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white). 50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "s****n" over 400 times on your one-song t< src=om |
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